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💀 DROPOUT DETECTED | GPA = NULL | mom.exe has stopped working | "i'll just take a gap year" 🗿 | sleep.exe crashed | ANOTHER ONE 😔 | rip bozo | cmu ate well today | 15-122 said goodbye | the curve did NOT help | 💀💀💀